HI! My name is Albert and god damn it, i love boys.
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HI! My name is Albert and god damn it, i love boys.
Get to know me! Albertlovesboys@gmail.com
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There is nothing more simple and pure than the love a man could have such as i for a young boy. I mean the Greeks did it or something like that. "Albert Navarrete, 1738"
I got my mind on my money and money on my mind 24/7, FACTS.
"Albert Moneybags Navarrete" - 9-11-2001
About Me
My Experience
My Experience
My Experience
I graduated from college having majored in Cool welding stuff with a minor in Bionicle Lore. I have been working as a penis model for Bad Dragon for the past three years as well as freelancing as a Dancer for bachelorette parties.
My Skillset
My Experience
My Experience
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me, I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, i
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me, I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.
My Goals
My Experience
My Goals
My ultimate goal in life is to make a machine that makes Garfield a real cat so I can finally achieve my dream of having a relationship with Garfield. It is so hard being garfsexual in this world. I am forced to be lonely as I can’t be attracted to anyone else but Garfield. I love Garfield. I will become the most successful businessman j
My ultimate goal in life is to make a machine that makes Garfield a real cat so I can finally achieve my dream of having a relationship with Garfield. It is so hard being garfsexual in this world. I am forced to be lonely as I can’t be attracted to anyone else but Garfield. I love Garfield. I will become the most successful businessman just to get the funds needed to make Garfield into a reality. I am a proud garfsexual and I will do everything in my power to make a machine that will make Garfield into a real, sentient cat.
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